Three zip

In the end the prideful always fall hard. But seeing how they couldn’t beat a underage high school boys team…fact check that.

The most important 6 mins of your digital life

The writing is on the wall. Protip, trust but verify. And stop trying to send me stuff through facebook messenger, I don’t have it or use it. (I get a notification Thru email that you have is how I know)

There’s so much going on here

And if you get it you had an excellent childhood

When you don’t need a dictionary

Because the truth just smacked you in the face #hypocrisy

Well

I think I mentioned this didn’t I

So I did a thing

Put a James Bond NATO on a Captain Willard mod…oh the sacrilege

Not even going to Instagram this

Cause we all know it will get fact checked by some moron who has purple hair and can’t figure out what bathroom to use.

On the run

Make em do a perp walk.

Think for a moment

The real reason we can have nice things

I say sell california to Mexico for a dollar. We’d be better off.